The Playful Pirate
6 guests
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4 bedrooms, 4 beds
2.5 bathrooms
1,668 sq/ft
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Located between Barnes and Mortlake, this family home offers a great combination of tranquillity and convenience. It’s in a peaceful location, a short walk from Richmond Park and picturesque riverside walks, but with direct transport links to London Waterloo. The house is perfect for a family, with a playroom and a play area in the garden – on sunny days, the grown-ups can sip chilled drinks while watching the little ones have fun on the slide. The open-plan kitchen and conservatory is the heart of the home, where you can spend time together while cooking up a storm.
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What to expect
Highlights

Enjoy picturesque riverside walks beside nearby Richmond Park

Watch the kids play in the garden

Cook together in the quartz-topped kitchen
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Home truths
There are stairs to climb at this home, so it may not be suitable for those with reduced mobility.
The fireplace is ornamental.
There’s a cot in one of the single bedrooms.
A toddler bed suitable for a child up to the age of four can be set up in bedroom four.
There’s a desk in one of the bedrooms.
The studio at the end of the garden is private.
You’ll be required to sign a digital rental agreement from the host prior to your stay for security and insurance purposes. Your host will send this to you after your booking is confirmed.
The lead guest must be at least 25 years old to rent this home.
This is a lived-in home, which we think adds to the charm. Expect some of the host's personal belongings to be present during your stay.
About this stay
Amenities
Outdoor seating
Wi-fi
Air conditioning
Washing machine
Dryer
Garden
Patio / terrace
TV
Bedrooms & bathrooms
4 bedrooms, 4 beds
Baby cot available on request
2.5 bathrooms
Extras
Arranged by your host • Subject to availability
VIP services
Airport pick up
Daily cleaning
Fridge fills
Restaurant reservations
Additional fees
- If you're travelling with little ones, your host can provide a cot and high chair upon request for an additional fee.Cost on request
- Your host can help arrange airport transfers, restaurant reservations, mid-stay housekeeping, linen changes and additional bedding, grocery deliveries, and bespoke welcome packs upon request for an additional fee.Cost on request
- Your host may be able to accommodate an early or late check-in, as well as a late check-out, for an additional fee.Cost on request
Local guide
About Barnes
With its own cricket green and duck pond, an extraordinary array of independent shops, a farmers market on Saturdays and cosy pubs aplenty, Barnes certainly has all the qualities of a quintessential English country village. Surrounded on three sides by a particularly picturesque stretch of the Thames and with 120 acres of green space enclosing it, it's no surprise that Barnes is one of London's greenest areas. A sense of...
Explore the area
Local restaurants, cafes, museums, sites and activities, recommended by our community of hosts and travel experts

Enjoy the calm of the London Wetland Centre
Grab a bike or bus ride over to the WWT Wetland centre for a walk around the ponds, lakes and gardens of this urban oasis where you can visit the cute resident otters, birds, hedgehogs and reptiles.

Spend a day in the sun at Bishop's Park
When the sun comes out, so does all of London. Head across the river and enjoy the summer weather with the kids & the locals at Bishop's Park were you’ll find a fun urban beach and paddling pool.

Dine in style at Rick Stein's restaurant
Great for Sunday roasts (a sound British Tradition) and for al fresco dining. It's also a lovely river view and great for families.

Go for an Afternoon Treat at Orange Pekoe
Learn all about Tea in this lovely rustic tearoom, their passion and knowledge is well worth a cosy visit. Everyone's family in here.

Indulge in Dolce Crema's Delicious Organic Breakfast and Lunch
This charming café offers a regal start to the day with its generous portions of smoked salmon and perfectly cooked eggs. Enjoy the friendly atmosphere, high-quality food, and great coffee.

Go for a sunday roast at The Hare & Hounds
This cosy pub is a favourite amongst locals for its welcoming, family-friendly environment. The menu is a wonderful mix of creative dishes and traditional pub classics – go for the Sunday roast.

Explore the scenic Chiswick House and Gardens
Immerse yourself in the beauty of this 18th-century estate featuring a stately manor house, extensive gardens, and a delightful cafe. Enjoy picnics, walks, and serene views while admiring the well-kept surroundings and wildlife.

Relax in Wandsworth Park
This charming park along the Thames offers a scenic walk, fun play area for kids, and a mini golf course. Perfect for a relaxing day outdoors.

Explore Vine Road Recreation Ground
A popular park for families and friends, with great playground facilities, playing fields, and a small paddling pool in the summer.
Get around
Airport
Heathrow
47 min
London City
1 hr 26 min
London Gatwick
1 hr 32 min
Train station
Barnes Bridge
15 min
Subway station
Kew Gardens
16 min
Bus stop
Priests Bridge (Stop K)
3 min
Local shops & services
Convenience store
5 min
Cafe
5 min
Pharmacy
8 min
Booking policies
House Rules
Children welcome (1-12 years)
Infants welcome (under 12 months)
No pets
No parties or events
No smoking
Good to know
Arrival from 15:00
Departure before 10:00
Air con
Wifi
Cancellation policy
Up until
5
days
Cancel at least 5 days before your check-in date for a full refund.
Not eligible for a refund once your check-in date is under 5 days away.
Host
This home is managed by Leo
This home is managed by a business on behalf of its owner. A member of their staff will be your point of contact before and during your stay. Leo and his team are all about characterful homes, dedicated services and memorable stays. Their objective has always been to revolutionise the holiday experience and replace impersonal hotel rooms with stays in beautiful homes.
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