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3 guests
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1 bedroom, 2 beds
1 bathroom
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Enjoy a unique escape in Batchmere, with a stay at this vintage showman's carriage. Retro-inspired yet equipped with modern amenities, this gem features a compact kitchenette, a vibrant living space area (which converts into a second sleeping space), and a surprisingly spacious shower room. Step outside to a private garden with a covered barbecue area, perfect for alfresco dinners after a day at Chichester Golf Club. With beaches like Bracklesham Bay and the Witterings just ten minutes away and nearby attractions like Goodwood House and Arundel Castle, this pad offers an unforgettable retreat.
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What to expect
Highlights

Start your day with coffee on the terrace

Enjoy sandy strolls along West Wittering beach, a ten-minute drive away

End your day with a barbecue on the deck
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Home truths
As you might expect, space is limited here, so prepare to pack a little lighter.
The living room sofa can be converted into a single bed for a third guest.
You won't find an oven here – though there is a hob. We think the kitchen is better suited to prepping lighter bites than large meals.
One well-behaved dog is welcome to accompany you during your stay.
Due to the location of this home, we suggest hiring a car to make the most of the local area. There is parking available for you here.
About this stay
Amenities
Outdoor seating
Laptop friendly workspace
Pets allowed
Parking available
Garden
Patio / terrace
TV
Fridge
Bedrooms & bathrooms
1 bedroom, 2 beds
1 bathroom
Local guide
About Selsey
Selsey, a quintessential seaside town on England's south coast, offers a tranquil retreat with its expansive pebble beaches and unspoiled natural landscapes. Unlike the bustling Mediterranean coasts, Selsey's charm lies in its laid-back atmosphere, where time seems to slow down. The town's beaches, with their mix of pebbles and sand, provide a perfect setting for leisurely strolls, sunbathing, and enjoying the serene sea views. Marine life enthusiasts and anglers find...
Explore the area
Local restaurants, cafes, museums, sites and activities, recommended by our community of hosts and travel experts

Explore Chichester Cathedral
A gem of architecture and history, this Norman church offers free entry, guided tours, beautiful mosaics, and a chance to spot nesting peregrine falcons. Friendly staff and a suggested donation make it a delightful visit.

Explore Fishbourne Roman Palace
Vast, excavated villa with amazing roman flooring, beautiful gardens, and informative museum. Enjoy learning workshops and great entertainment during summer open weekends. A hidden gem to revisit.
Get around
Airport
Brighton City
57 min
Isle of Wight/Sandown
1 hr 48 min
Bembridge Ltd
1 hr 51 min
Train station
Fishbourne
13 min
Bus stop
Stores
30 min
Local shops & services
Supermarket
10 min
Cafe
6 min
Pharmacy
10 min
Points of interest
Beach
East Wittering Beach
12 min
Booking policies
House Rules
Children welcome (1-12 years)
Infants welcome (under 12 months)
Pets welcome
No parties or events
No smoking
Good to know
Arrival from 16:00
Departure before 10:00
No air con
No wifi
Cancellation policy
Up until
24
hours
Cancel at least 24 hours before your check-in date for a full refund.
Not eligible for a refund once your check-in date is under 24 hours away.
Host
This home is managed by Gemma
This home is managed directly by a business. A member of their staff will be your point of contact before and during your stay. Dan and his team are part of a family-run business dedicated to providing you with the most relaxing holiday experience possible, striving to exceed your expectations every step of the way.
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